PRETTY BOY
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My name's Eric. 19. Gay. I'm from Westchester, New York
and I'm a sophomore at JHU.
I also play Quidditch...you may or may not have a problem with that.
The absolute worst things in the world.
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.
SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
BABY GOT self-respect
OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes
EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.
I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire
I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.
I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it.
DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?
(via revolution-breeze)
Trouble is it’s all back-to-front. My past is his future. We’re travelling in opposite directions. Every time we meet, I know him more, he knows me less. I live for the days when I see him, but I know that every time I do, he’ll be one step further away. And the day is coming when I’ll look into that man’s eyes, my Doctor, and he won’t have the faintest idea who I am. And I think it’s going to kill me. (x)
(via prof-plum)
Pencils in Hair: This is actually pretty impressive.
going to go crash a highschools quidditch tournament tomorrow.
in school
| illiterate kid: | here let me read |
| me: | holy fuck |
| me: | oh my god no |
| me: | literally absolutely not please for the love of god no |
| me: | anything but this |
| me: | i'm going to kill myself |
| me: | goodbye world |
| me: | have a nice life |
| me: | except for you |
| me: | learn to read |
| me: | and then die |
| me: | bye |
The internet is so convenient
This is just the coolest thing. I feel like I say that a lot on Tumblr…
(Source: siempre-chill, via thegreatzeldini)
I will eviscerate you in fiction.: Headcanon: The Avengers' Coffee Preferences:→
By near-unanimous agreement, if post-mission coffee occurs, it’s at Starbucks. The reason for this is simple: if they all went where they really wanted to go, they’d be scattered all over the city, and Steve is adamant that they bond. Bruce likes small, intimate places with lost of rugs and…
The dancing Ood is my favorite.
Historically Accurate Disney Princesses
(Source: lauriejuspeczyk, via thegreatzeldini)
